The wheels of progress will eventually tape you to its spokes.

That is the lesson I have learned today.
After a good long time of resisting the "change over to new Google Blogger", I was held up and forced to convert. Dammit. I refused to change over when Yahoo Mail tried their beta thing, which ultimately didn't work out because it was slow as fuck (and not in a good way) and it went away. Apparently this is catching on and functioning because I have been strong-armed into change.

This better pan out.
Just a warning.

Oh man, I'm so bluffing. I couldn't be pissed off today if I tried. (This is not a challenge!) I had an okay morning, a totally pleasant lunch and the workday is scooting right along without leaving little poopy trails behind it. Then I have a show tonight, which is always fun. It's Friday. That's good too. Then I have 2 shows tomorrow which, while it won't be relaxing, will be a whole lot of fun. DK closes tomorrow... for now. Then I make my J&G debut as Rivkah when I understudy on Sunday, which I'm dreading less today than I did yesterday. I just might have my shit together. Oy vay. I'm planning to chill the hell out on Sunday night and get all my relaxation in before I start up again on Monday. Which will STILL be fun because Monday is the beginning of Greg's birthday celebrations! A-rollerskating we will go! Then Tuesday I have a special weekday show which should bring in a fun crowd. And then Wednesday is Valentine's Day... for what that's worth. I think the last time I got really excited about a Valentine's day was 6th grade because a friend was going to be having a party. Then I got the stomach flu and bronchitis at the same time. It's lowered my expectations ever since. But anyway... the point is that I have a big fat stretch of fun ahead of me and I am fucking psyched for it.

WHOO!

I've been so much more positive lately. Thank you, Tom Robbins.
NOT TONY ROBBINS, Tom Robbins.
Everybody should read his stuff. So fun.

On a side note, I just got a very random, very abrupt and very intense craving for Andes Mint Chocolates. Not just anything minty and chocolatey will do. I need the cool smoothness of Andes on my tongue. I need the firm yet creamy texture squishing between my teeth. I need... to think about something else. This fixation will only make me crazy.

Man, I'm thirsty.
Water bottle! Where are you?